December 2011
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Shit seems so much easier when you’re so self-centered.
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Anyone know any upper-class middle-aged white women who can put me through school in exchange for sexual favors?
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Somebody’s posting on his tumblr for a few weeks finally..
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November 2011
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I could probably live off Toaster Strudels as far as breakfast is concerned. You guys don’t even know.
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If you hear any trap music playing out of my house, don’t worry; that’s my mating call.
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Dear dudes of all regions,
if you just so happen to friend request me on Facebook knowing that the only mutual friend we have is my girlfriend, I know what you’re doing. Stop it.
Sincerely, the guy that’s laughing at you if you’ve already tried it.
dolphinlife:
Come Here.
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Three of the Saddest Moments in My Childhood:
madloveforthe90s:
94,000+ notes, thanks dudes!
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adrians:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
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DOES ANYONE WHO LIVES NEAR A RECORD STORE THAT...
Illinois, or at least the Chicagoland area just sucks dick, or at least the record stores around here do. I will pay whomever, whatever to have that physical copy in my possession. Love, Kenneth.
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